Check out Mark Grabiner’s music project at www.myspace.com Join Mark’s Facebook group (www.facebook.com to receive updates on his new work! “Bright Scope / Long Lab Coat” (Parody of “Short Skirt / Long Jacket” by Cake) Mark Grabiner: Lyrics, vocals, music Ivy McDaniels: Lyrics Nathaniel Krefman: Backing vocals, direction, editing Starring: Mark Grabiner & Nicole Fay Cameos: Phil Abitua & Blair Gainous Submission for UC-Berkeley MCB Follies 2010 (UC-Berkeley, Dept. of Molecular and Cell Biology) _________________________________________ LYRICS: I want a girl with a mind like a diamond. I want a girl who knows what’s best. I want a girl with tubes that shut, And GFP that’s always expressed. I want a girl with the right publications. Who’s fast and thorough and sharp as a tack. She’s setting up her gel box. She’s running it with care. She’s touring the facility and taking a Z-stack I want a girl with a bright scope and a lonnnng lab coat…… I want a girl who gets in early. I want a girl who stays in late. I want a girl with uninterrupted microscopy. Who elevates electrons to an excited state. With benchtops that shine like justice, And a room that is darkened with tinted glass She is fast and thorough and sharp as a tack. She’s touring the facility and taking a Z-stack I want a girl with a bright scope and a lonnnng lab coat…… I want a girl with a smooth calibration. I want a girl with good reagents. At the scope we will meet accidentally. We’ll start to talk when she …